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A MEMORIAL TO THE VICTIMS OF DICKCREAM [Nov. 9th, 2004|10:37 pm]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |pulsating cock head]
[Current Music |Delta Goodrem - Born to Try]

WELL TODAY I WAS TOTALLY GRIPPING MY COCK AND THINKING ABOUT LIFE AND STUFF AND I REMEMBERED THAT I HAD MADE A MEMORIAL TO MY FAVVVV BEST+ SITE IN THE WORLD

DICKCREAM (faggots lol)

MEMORIAL HEAR (requires cocktime) ---_> http://members.iinet.net.au/~mattandric/DickCreamBattle.3gp

so today i will post my love of the world of midgets, cocks and spinnazZZZZZZZZZZzzZZZzz while fish some feces out of my ass and feed them to my cat (im poor lolloloolloololl)

PS HAVE YOU FUCKED A MAN TODAY?????????

IF YOU HAVENT IVE COVERED 5 OF YOU GUYS BASES FOR TODAY BUT I WILL NOT ACCECPT YOUR LAZYNESS ANYMORE
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New Direction [Nov. 8th, 2004|03:16 am]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |accomplished]
[Current Music |Chinggy - EVERYBODY INTHE CLUB GET TIPSY]

ok..... first.... i have to explain my extended absence from this journal. I WAS IN MEXICO DEALING IN 12 YO CHILD PORNO RING ! WEBSITE. I mean i had a good time but you can only fuck enuff 12yo girls before you want to start on the 12yo boys :| need i go on. BUT I WILL IT WAS LIKE CUMMING INSIDE A SMALL HOLE WHICH DIDNT HAVE ENUFF ROOM AND WHEN I CUM INSIDE PEOPLE THEY FUCKING EXPLODE WITH CUM IT COMES OUT THEIR EARS AND SHIT!!! LOLZZZZ.........

ubg: ALL YoU FaGgOtS cAn SuCk My DiCk......

OUR NEW DIRECTION, It came to our attention that we are lolz a cunts. so we are now going to post our life IN MOVIES!!!! THX TO THE POWAH OF THE INTERNET AND MOBILE PHONE TECHNOLOGY WE SHALL BRING OUT MOVIES >>>>>........... TO WATCH THE MOVIES YOU NEED QUICKTIME ... link provided to you here......... http://www.apple.com/quicktime

Now for the first movie .... captain john luke.... THE BETTER VERSION.... its sexier....
http://members.iinet.net.au/~mattandric/omglolz.3gp


THX NOW BYE BYE LOLZ ?!?!?!?!
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HOLY SHIT WAT IS THE INTARNET>? [Aug. 10th, 2004|10:42 pm]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |touched by cyber hands]
[Current Music |J.Lo - Jenny from the Block]

I FOUND AHELPGULL GUIDE TO HELP YOU NUBS LEARN HOW TO USE THE INTERNET TO CHAT TO SOME CRAZY RACE OF GAY CYBORGS WHO TALKIN A WIERD LANGUAGE AND ARE ALLWAYS LIKE HI IM 45/M/ALAKA U WANT CYBAR IN BUM AND IM LIKE OK??? (DUS ANYONE KNOW WAT THIS MEENS???)
BUT I TINK I KNOW NOW lol :)_)))))



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How To Stimulate Me!! IN TEH BUMB!! [Jul. 28th, 2004|08:55 pm]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |ANALLY FRUSTRATED]
[Current Music |Suzy Solar - The Perfect Trance 2]

SO last night me and my boyfriend were in bed doing some crazy shit of cocky fun. You know when you stick you fingers in his penis hole untill you can touch his balls with your hand surrounded by cock. OR when you know he shits in your ear then licks it out, sweet romantic shit like that :) geeezzz i love yoU !~
Well after hours and hours of talk we found out something amazing which can make a male INSTANT BLOWING OF TEH LOAD. ITs a switch called the male button of g ness, or like me a spunky call it the BLOW BUTTON. I have created some diagrams to show you how it works.

Step 1. You need an ass a stick/dildo/vibrator/ im not too worried what you use aslong as it isnt sharp and nasty unless you like that death to his anus shit ;) I love to cuddle my man not hurt him. Diagram :)
WHAT YOU NEED!


Step 2. Stick the dildo in to his ass, now this is the tricky part, you cant stick it in at a upwards angle otherwise you get something we liked to call back stickage of internal doom! Diagram of this painfull shit !
BAD SHIT

THIS DOESNT LOOK GOOD, WHOLY FUCKERY YOU COULD BE PARALIZED OR SOME CRAZY FUCKING SHIT, then he wouldnt be able to get on his knees and cup your balls and sollow the whole thing cause you went and fucked his spine with a red dildo.

Step 3. THE CORRECT WAY FOR INSTANT LOAD OFF OF CUMMY SHIT DOOM!~~ Ill just show you where to hit it first then explains what happens after teh diagram.
BISS!

What happens is you hit the button, and then YOU CUM OUT OF THE !!! PEE PEE HOLE SUPER QUICKLY, then you SHIT YOUR SELF CAUSE IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD>! ~ the diagram sums it up nicely i think.

ANAL SHIT IS HOT, make sure you have a towel and do it on your mums bed so she has to clean up the crazy shit ;)
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I weep for my cut veins on my cock [Jul. 28th, 2004|07:57 pm]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |touching myself atm]
[Current Music |Initial D - HYPER MEGA MIX]



8===D

basically sums up everything EVER

I LOVE THE INTERNET
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IM GONNA PEE ALLOVER YOUR FOOD [Jul. 22nd, 2004|01:03 pm]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |RING licking good]
[Current Music |Pokemon Theme Song]

OMG DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN SOME GUY PEES ALLOVER YOUR FOOD THEN FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS????????????????????
happens to eme all the time :(((( but NOW my food can be made with urine so now I can have a good meal while recieveing my favorite GOLDEN SHOWAR ANAL PLUMMET +4
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lol did u noe beneath my pants is my bum lol [Jul. 21st, 2004|12:51 am]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |Dreaming of boys]
[Current Music |S.O.A.P - This is how we party]

I WATCHED THIS MOVIE TODAY
not a proper movie review movie today this was a DIFFERENT MOVIE and it was like pokemone which is my GFAVORITE SHOWWWW!
but like 20 minutes in one of the olderpokemon summoners summoned this horsemon called SHAFTOR and i managed to get a picture of wat he said IT WAS QUITE DISTURBING AS HE VIOLETED THE OTHER POKEMON THINGS AND THE LITTLE BOY LEADERS :(((



WAS A SAD MOVIE MADE ME CRY ON THE INTERNET AND IN REAL LIFE ;~((( CYBOR TEARS WAHHHHHHHHHHH

BUT ITS ALLRIGHT MY FAVORITE SITE HAD A NEW UPDATE YOU SHOULD ALL SEE IMMEDIATELY

Fluffy Bunnies Comic #34

its quiate ROFL
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DO U EAT FAGS LOL [Jul. 20th, 2004|09:44 am]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |hungry for cock]
[Current Music |Madonna - Like a Virgin]

THIS FAMILEY DOES!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111one

...The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week..

READ MORE!@: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2698507.stm
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Teh Clowns !? ar3 G4y !>?!~ [Jul. 15th, 2004|10:59 pm]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |COCKY STARDOM]
[Current Music |Dannii Minogue - I Begin To Wonder]

I was currently attending my local fair ground and i want to know, is it odd that i get this weird feeling when im going threw sideshow alley. Ill try and discribe the feeling i get when im there.

1. I get there and feel bored cause i have no hyper super sugared cum on a stick to eat.
2. I get to the sideshow with the rides and i get a HALFPOST of doom from all the little kiddies at the fair, i get them to take candy out of my pockets so they can touch my HALFPOST they some times even grab it fully thinking it a super candy * little do they know its A SUPER MEGA HYPER COCK CANDY OF COCKY STARDOM! *

cockydoome


3. I get to the clowns, those fucking gay fcking ass shit you never win cause the guy who runs it is like me with the little boys trying to get them to touch his cock. I get to the clown *back on track* and i feel the t3h pow4h to stick my cock in its mouth and shoot a load in to the fuckers mouth!~!~!~!~!~!~~!~!~!~!~

hows your mum!


PLZ TELL ME WHO ELSE GETS THIS !?! ?! !I THINK I DO !!!! OTHERS MUST !~~!~!~! BTW today the first 4 year old went for candy in my pocket it is a new world record !?
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Drink it up bitch [Jul. 13th, 2004|05:30 pm]
uberbuttgoblin
[Current Mood |Cock in ear OW]
[Current Music |Electric 6 - Gay Bar]

POMG ZOMG ASDOMG HWO MUCH CAN YOU DRINK YOU LITTLE BITCH

http://www.sinkyadrink.com/

I GOT 149 WITH THE FEMALE BARTENDER CUZ I WASNT DISTRACTED BY THE SEXY MAN SO THATS MY TIP FOR WINNING THIS GAME GL NOOBS U HAV NO CHANCE OF BEATING MY SUPERIOR DRIUNKING SKILLS CAUSE I DRINK MAN JUICE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAY AND NIGHT SO LOLZ TO U YA NUB

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