|How To Stimulate Me!! IN TEH BUMB!!
||[Jul. 28th, 2004|08:55 pm]
|||||Suzy Solar - The Perfect Trance 2||]|
SO last night me and my boyfriend were in bed doing some crazy shit of cocky fun. You know when you stick you fingers in his penis hole untill you can touch his balls with your hand surrounded by cock. OR when you know he shits in your ear then licks it out, sweet romantic shit like that :) geeezzz i love yoU !~
Well after hours and hours of talk we found out something amazing which can make a male INSTANT BLOWING OF TEH LOAD. ITs a switch called the male button of g ness, or like me a spunky call it the BLOW BUTTON. I have created some diagrams to show you how it works.
Step 1. You need an ass a stick/dildo/vibrator/ im not too worried what you use aslong as it isnt sharp and nasty unless you like that death to his anus shit ;) I love to cuddle my man not hurt him. Diagram :)
Step 2. Stick the dildo in to his ass, now this is the tricky part, you cant stick it in at a upwards angle otherwise you get something we liked to call back stickage of internal doom! Diagram of this painfull shit !
THIS DOESNT LOOK GOOD, WHOLY FUCKERY YOU COULD BE PARALIZED OR SOME CRAZY FUCKING SHIT, then he wouldnt be able to get on his knees and cup your balls and sollow the whole thing cause you went and fucked his spine with a red dildo.
Step 3. THE CORRECT WAY FOR INSTANT LOAD OFF OF CUMMY SHIT DOOM!~~ Ill just show you where to hit it first then explains what happens after teh diagram.
What happens is you hit the button, and then YOU CUM OUT OF THE !!! PEE PEE HOLE SUPER QUICKLY, then you SHIT YOUR SELF CAUSE IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD>! ~ the diagram sums it up nicely i think.
ANAL SHIT IS HOT, make sure you have a towel and do it on your mums bed so she has to clean up the crazy shit ;)